Lyrics to 'If I Owned A Midget' by Benefit. (intro) i picked up this midget you know he's very very well dressed italian suit good looking with a beautiful tall blond is it a- a lady midget no the guy was a midget the blond was a lady.
Benefit, If I Owned a Midget, Benefit If I Owned a Midget, cover art, release information. Who Sang If I Owned a Midget? Benefit × Release information He had a girlfriend once, but she was an ogre It didn't last long cause he couldn't fuck her sober Gordo had a problem, Gordo wet the bed.
Benefit – If I Owned A Midget Lyrics [Verse:] Life's got me mad But if I had a midget I'd be glad To watch him jump around on my nintendo powerpad He'd have a big head short legs and long torso The name that I give my pet midget is little Gordo I'd teach him tricks like backflips and side kicks.
If I Owned a Midget Lyrics: (intro) / I picked up this midget you know he's very very well dressed / Italian suit good looking with a beautiful tall blond / Is it a- a lady midget / No the guy was.