"Dick Cheney and his buddies go down there hunting in Texas, and Dick Cheney guns down a guy. And they're hunting quail, and the quail disappeared. They vanished. And reports now that they're hiding in the mountainous area near Pakistan" --David Letterman "This just in, earlier today, Dick and Lynne Cheney shot up a gas station." --David Letterman.
Vice President Dick Cheney is pheasant hunting in Upstate New York today. The hunt went pretty well. Dick drove back to the hotel with a hunting buddy tied to his fender. You know, we've made a lot of jokes about Dick Cheney and hunting and shooting his buddies in the face but he really is .
Episode 9 of the first season of Patriot, titled "Dick Cheney", is about a planned duck-hunting "accident". The 2018 film Vice has a scene that portrays this Dick Cheney hunting accident and is shown in the movie trailer for the film. Legacy. For years afterwards, editorial cartoons and comedians continued to crack jokes about the incident.
College Humor Fake Photos and Parodies Poking Fun at Dick Cheney. View a collection of funny Dick Cheney pictures, including cartoons, fake photos, parodies, and funny captioned pictures of Dick Cheney.
What a nightmare I had last night. I dreamed I was at a Washington party and I had to choose between Dick Cheney taking me on a hunting trip or Ted Kennedy driving me home.--JAY LENO #4 ; I'm surprised Dick Cheney loves to hunt so much. The five times the government tried to give him a .